February 2012
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
“We who mourn continue the heat of our own lives”. Damn.
(via lonelyheartsdeathmetal)
setbabiesonfire:
fuckyeahdementia:
thefrogman:
I did not see that coming.
Literally laughing my fucking ass off.
fuck you
cunts.
venusaurphobia:
Fun college drinking game: Use moderation, and make a firm resolution before drinking not to do things you know you would regret when sober.
venusaurphobia:
I just asked my girlfriend to marry me but she said she wasn’t ready for the commitment. Reblog if you’re sick of being constantly friendzoned.
SPOOKS: Yo where does the zipper go? Not all the... →
venusaurphobia:
Yo where does the zipper go? Not all the way up, that looks dumb. You can have it all the way down. Your arms are cold but your torso isn’t I guess. What about in between? Where do you put it? For every zip-up hoodie there’s one spot at most where it looks good. What if you’re cold? Zip-ups are…
i'm not sure if this exists, but if not i totes...
dykesinabox:
i was sitting at the beach thinking about funny things to do during sex, like the “mortal combat” or the “houdini”
and it dawned on me.
the “kanye”
basically what happens is you are fucking your gf/bf and right before they are about to cum. you stop, and look them dead in the eyes and day “imma let you finish, but beyonce had the best music video of all time.”
and then carry on...
