i was sitting at the beach thinking about funny things to do during sex, like the “mortal combat” or the “houdini”
and it dawned on me.
the “kanye”
basically what happens is you are fucking your gf/bf and right before they are about to cum. you stop, and look them dead in the eyes and day “imma let you finish, but beyonce had the best music video of all time.”
and then carry on with a straight face
(via im-a-walking-paradox)
